"The perfect woman must love decorating for holidays, mischief, kissing in cars, and wind chimes. no specific height, weight, hair color, or political affiliation required but would prefer a warm spirited non racist. cynics, critics, pessimists, and “stick in the muds” need not apply. voluptuous figures a plus. any similarity in look, mind set, or fashion sense to mary poppins, claire huxtable, snow white, or elvira wholeheartedly welcomed. i am dubious of actresses, fellons and lesbians but dont want to rule them out entirely. must be tolerant of whistling, tickle torture, james taylor, and sleeping late. i have a slight limp, eerily soft hands, and a preternatural love of autumn. i once misinterpreted being called a coal-eyed dandy as a compliment when it was intended as an insult. i wiggle my feet in my sleep, am scared of the dark, and think the Muppets Christmas Carol is one of the greatest films of all time. all i want is butterfly kisses in the morning, peanut butter sandwiches shaped like a heart, and to make you smile until it hurts."
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Some Harry Potter Facts.
| Daniel Randcliffe's favorite HP book is Chamber of Secrets, Emma Watson's favorite HP book is Prisoner of Azkaban and Rupert Grint's favorite HP book is The Goblet of Fire. |
| Neville asked the Sorting Hat to be put in Hufflepuff because he found Gryffindor's reputation bravery intimidating. |
| Most of the members of the Black family are named after stars. |
| Voldemort cannot love because he was conceived under the effects of a Love Potion. |
| The first Harry Potter novel was published in 1998, the same year that the final Battle of Hogwarts take place. "I open at the close." |
| J.K. Rowling has said that when she took an online Sorting Hat quiz it sorted her into Hufflepuff. |
| Both Sirius and Fred, Hogwarts pranksters from different generations, died laughing. |
| Tom Marvolo Riddle is also an anagram for "immortal odd lover." |
| Slytherin house was the first and last house mentioned in the series. |
| October 9 of 1995, Dumbledore's Army meets in the Room of Requirement for the first time to practice the Disarming Charm. |
| In the movie scene "Nineteen Years Later", Tom Felton's girlfriend Jade Gordon makes an appearance as Draco's wife, Astoria Greengrass. |
| Voldemort is bald because this way people can't use his hair in a Polyjuice Potion. |
| Ron's Patronus is a Jack Russel Terrier, which are know for chasing otters. Hermione's Patronus happens to be an otter. |
| Voldemort's Boggart would take the shape of his own corpse, since death was his greatest fear. |
| Voldemort was 71 years old when he died on May 2, 1998. |
| A Patronus is a physical representation of one's soul. Since James Potter's is a stag and Lily's is a doe, they are literally soul mates. |
| Molly Weasley's brothers Gideon and Fabian were killed by Death Eaters in the first war. |
| Even though he feared death, Voldemort could not become a ghost because his soul was so damaged. |
| George would never be able to evoke a Patronus Charm after Fred's death. |
| A Patronus often mutates to take the image of the love one's life because they so often become the happy thought that generates a Patronus. |
| Bellatrix Lestrange is actually in love with Voldemort. |
| After Kingsley Shacklebolt became the new Minister of Magic, he told all who participated in the Battle of Hogwarts they could have a job as an Auror without N.E.W.T.s. |
| Snape hates Neville so much because Neville could have been the other Chosen One, meaning that Lily would have survived. |
| The third scent Hermione could smell emanating from the Amortentia (love potion) was that of Ron's hair. |
| Minerva McGonagall played on the Gryffindor Quidditch team while she attended Hogwarts. |
| The Elder Wand is the only known wand in existence with a hair from the tail of a Thestral at its core. |
| Dumbledore was gay, and he was in love with Grindelwald. |
